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A funny idea that hit me while I was out walking Oscar, the dog that's in my logo for Unminced Words.  I thought that if even one person buys the item, that would make it all worth it.  Then, the first person did.  I hope you'll get one too.  - Michael
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Short-Sleeve Men's T-Shirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Short-Sleeve Men's T-Shirt

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for men. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain...

$21.50
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Men's V-Neck T-Shirt

This lightweight cotton tee is easy and breezy with a semi-fitted v-neck to complement any collection. It's a classic staple that everyone should own. Comes pre-shrunk so the fit won't change over time and multiple...

$23.00
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Mug
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Mug

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic • Dishwasher...

$11.00
The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Women's short sleeve t-shirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Women's short sleeve t-shirt

Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit. • 100% jersey knit • Pre-shrunk •...

$24.50
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Hooded Sweatshirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Hooded Sweatshirt

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings! • 50% cotton/50% polyester • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet...

$32.50
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Women's short sleeve t-shirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Women's short sleeve t-shirt

A heavy cotton, classic fit ladies scoop neck t-shirt. • 100% cotton jersey • Pre-shrunk • Near-capped sleeves • Mid-scoop neck • ½ rib double needle collar • Missy contoured silhouette with side seamSize guide...

$18.00
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Men's Tank Top
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Men's Tank Top

A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Side-seamed, unisex sizing...

$26.00
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Sweatshirt
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Sweatshirt

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel. • 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester •...

$28.50
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Mug
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The Only Person Who Hates Paul Simon - Mug

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic • Dishwasher...

$11.00